cait collins

 

i give good head

he calls me
the best
A (+) #1
his
main
squeeeze...
le raison d'être:
i_don’t_scrape

 

see here

there's this pine tree -see
out front -ya see
to the left of the front entry -see
or directly in front of my window -see
that's if i exited in that manner -you see
and it's loaded with sharp dart-tip-like needles -see
green pine of course -see
and i ran out the front door -see
in a rush -you...see
to jump into my van on my way to a hot date -see
and an old grey pussyalleycat named retard -see
rubbed as i ran -see
and i ran as he rubbed -see
around my lower left leg -see
til i became entangled with the puss - you see
and i fell over that retard'd cat -see
and into that god damn fuckin pine tree -see
the load of sharp dart-tip-like needles -see
shot into my left eye -see
like ice picks -ya see
now i can't

 

blue lightmare special

damn what’s that smell

what smell

that smell
like a
unfragrant crotchety
cesspool
clinic

it’s that chic over there

behind the kmart jewelry counter
the salesgirl pointed
to the other chic jewelry clerk down
the end taggin'
big ben alarm clocks timex rugrats watches
scratchin' the moldy maggot reek between
her khakis

what’s the matter with her for
god's sake

got her clit pierced
now it’s infected
and all she does is
scratch scratch scratch
the itch and
stink

got a 14k gold hoop
2x12mm earring

she opened the display
showed me a 2x12mm gold hoop
as the stifling salesgirl
whiffed by ...
decomposing cunt
clouding
the vicinity

jezus what’s that
putrid perfume scent
it’s petrifying...got this in sterling silver

o she went over to health and beauty
sprayed toilet water
down there from a sample bottle while
nobody was looking

christ got that right she’s
leaves an aftertaste of an
unflushed lavatory with
50 stalls overflowing she
needs to fuckin leave the
humidity in this place
is making the aroma of her
rotten crotch
SWELL didn’t
this place ever fix
the air
conditioning

technicians are
supposed to be here
in a few weeks

get real
this place ain’t had
air conditioning since
miserable martha stewart
graced her mugcrap
(that falls apart after one washing)
in here
they’re bullshittin
you
for real

i’m gettin outta here
somebody should have
the common courtesy
to transfer
that girl to
power tools
rev up
a black n decker...
band saw that
sour snatch
and get it
over with

i think i'm gonna
puke see
ya

 

septic tank cleaning offer # 40$

a   20
1   10
A   fivespot and
5   1$
crinkled
bills
he hands me
the small change from
his back pocket
and we klink white zif wine paper cups
leftover over
cooked mac & cheese
we eat the fine autumn night out
on the sundeck just
chillin’ i
fold and flush
the dirtygreen flat wad
into the side hip
of my taut spandex like
a wallet going
nowhere but then
suddenly i rush
into the slidinglass doors
through the kitchen...
the dining area
down the hall
signal the 3 terriers
along the way that are
in the way in
a high pierced penetrating road runner toot
meep meep meep meepmeepmeep and
in to the first left
holding my moistening
crotch
i lift the lid to
the toilet
shred my pants quick squat piss wipe
wiggle em up to
the waste in
one whiz i
reach back
forefingerpress the flush lever with
out looking
down
til
it’s
too late and
there’s
nothing
left
to do
except
Miss America wave
goodbye
Jackson - Hamilton - Lincoln and
i turn quick
bend over shoot my moon and 5
backass'd middle fingers as
crinkling Washington Washington Washington Washington & Washington
fwirl
down
into
the
septic
system
and now
i'm off
to the workbench --- across
the hall

 

now
grab
yerself

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Rockzillaworld-The Americana Poetry Consortium
The Louisiana Review - summer/fall 2001 issue
Impetus
Logic Alley
Junket
W.omen's A.rt R.ecognition M.ovement
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